girlagainstmodernfeminism:

dumblr—feminist:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

no actually, blue balls is a thing.

the homologous is ‘pink overies/blue clit’, and it’s where parasympathetic nervous system stimulation caused increased blood flow and then cut it off because it was approaching orgasm (which is a lot different from merely having an erection), causing vasocongestion (arteries have venous blood). which is hella painful. orgasm is the easiest way to stop it, but hot/cold pack, vibrator, very hot or very cold shower neatly convinces the parasympathetic nerves to release the blood.

^^BAM!

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

tsuki-bara-tenshi:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

That’s the most southern thing i ever heard and it’s so cute!

You’re more distracted than a kitten in a room full o’ yarn

I take that back. THAT WAS FREAKING TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE!

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

tsuki-bara-tenshi:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

That’s the most southern thing i ever heard and it’s so cute!

You’re more distracted than a kitten in a room full o’ yarn

I take that back.
THAT WAS FREAKING TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE!

(Source: hecallsmepineappleprincess, via actual-lacrosse)

So I was scrolling through my Facebook and..

leemajsiwel:

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Can not be unseen.

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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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mothernaturenetwork:

11 photos that prove tigers have a softer side
July 29 is International Tiger Day, a holiday that raises awareness of their endangered status and advocates a global system for conserving their natural habitats.
 
While tigers are known for their striking stripes, massive size, barbed tongues, razor sharp teeth and predatory instinct, it’s also important to recognize how cute and lovable they can be. Here are just a few photos demonstrating the gentle side of these beautiful creatures.

See all the photos.

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ink-its-art:

1kidsentertainment:


sempiternal-memory:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.

COTTON CANDY KITTY


OMG SO FLUFFY 

ink-its-art:

1kidsentertainment:

sempiternal-memory:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.

COTTON CANDY KITTY

OMG SO FLUFFY 

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girl scout badges and accomplishments

lambhoof:

qualifiedyetsluttynurse:

lambhoof:

-blood tithing
-bonecrafting
-demon hosting
-bearer of the dark crystal
-arson
-haruspex
-slime
-antagonizing extraterrestrials
-thaumaturgy
-aviation
-day out on the lake of fire
-grievous injury
-self surgery
-best warcry
-chainmail fashion
-week alone in the woods of eternal night
-malevolent fungus taiming

Pleas dont lie on the internet like this

i was a girl scout for several centuries

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

image

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